Found this off some random dude's blog:
http://daynews.ru/index.php?act=show_news&id=939751
Summary: "HAHAHAHA~!!!! PWNED~!!!!!!"

And because I forgot earlier, a shout out to Michael, one of the few bastards older than me.
Happy Birthday Michael, you little, little man.
You will always be my bitch*.




*Standard rates apply.