Happy valentines everybody... although I'm a few days off... hope you girls got spoilt rotten and i hope you guy's wallets recover soon.
I swear, valentines is the biggest rort. Yes you girls love it because you all get to be pampered and spoilt, but have you ever thought about us the guys??
Its a bloody crazy marathon from day to nite.. and it takes weeks in the planning sumtimes... and not to mention the damage it does to our bank accounts~!! Its unholy~!!!
In other countries ( I forgets... either Japan or Korea ) the focus is on guyz, or at least later on theres another special occasion that lets us kick back and relax while you girls do the work... but in Australia we get nothing~!! What ever happened to equality between the sexes~??? Not fair.

Mine just seemed like any other day. Spent $550 on new HID xenon lights for my car, and my god it looks bloody good. Ups the class of the car instantly. So I've officially became another one of those idiots on the road with retina-searing headlights. Huzzah!
Me and Nat was seeing who can get a date for valentines first, started about a week ago. We both fail miserably and she cheats last minute and asks ME to do something. Did nothing much. Shovelled more ice cream than i had in a year into my face and then watched "Million dollar baby"..
That is all.

Last week was Phils birthday, and all of my hopes were shattered. :(
Seeing as he is one of the *only* other single male friends I have left, I would've thought he'll take this perfect opportunity to try to grab as many single girls as he can into his party; which was meant 2 be in a hotel.. Turns out, its a penis-party and no hotel, just karaoke. I guess it wasn't that bad... probably cos the booze was free. :P

Yooke Jang's finally back from her prison in Korea, so welcome back Yooke~!!
Was drinking at Pats last nite, the good old four of us, cept Nathalie was too good for us and refused to drink. Seemed content to eavesdrop on us while she plays Ragnarok. But yea, later on, i decide that Pat and Yooke prolly need some time alone, so i sneak out of the house, aided of course by the parrot. Nearly got away until the Korean and Pat started jamming random limbs and bodyparts in front of my tires. After having a hellish day at work due to sleep deprivation I think i should've just called their bluff.
Yes work was beyond painful. Was only able to stand up due to constantly refilling body with caffeine and nicotine, and even then I was straining just to even smile at customers. Reason being once again I got screwed over and Nat dragged my hairy ass out to some random beach to sober up...
Why o why do people keep dragging me to cliffs and beaches when I'm drunk~?! Is it cos this is the only time i'd agree to go~?!?! Seriously~! This foolishness has got to END~!!! >:(
Was freeeeezing my nuts off... ask her if she's cold... she chirps cheerfully "Nope i got a thick jacket~~~"
Bloody terrific. I'm in short shorts, a tee and no shoes. Why I wasn't wearing shoes is anyones guess.

So thanks to the drinking without eating dinner and the freezing beach thingy, today at work i was not only sleep deprived, but had a runny nose and crazyass diarrhoea.
Felt like the Apocalypse was coming outta my ass.

...
This is such a shit post. Sorry.
I'm *very* tired still.. i should really call it a night... I'd improve by tomolo.. i promise... I got pics to upload but i just can't be bothered atm.. :(

nite.

Alrite.. goddamn so much happened in my lil blog absence that... well I'm pretty much not gonna bother.
In a nutshell, I just moped around in preparation for my car, which meant no going out unless it was someone was born or someone died.
Felt deranged and suicidal but after awhile I got used to the cobwebs on my ass.
I've broken every single one of my new years resolutions, which were:
1. Quit smoking
2. Stop getting demolished ( drunk beyond all reason )
3. No more drink driving
4. Save money
5. Renew gym membership
The 5th one got changed into "Work out at home" because i realised that joining the gym kinda clashed with resolution no.4... so yea.

Well yea i kinda failed all those in the first 12 minutes. Blah. It was pretty much an attempt to satisfy the lil angel Jim that doesn't seem to shut up, no matter how much the evil Jim rapes his anus.

Anyways, I'm not gonna bother recapping all thats happened, because frankly, I don't remember much of it, even though I've been sober waaay too long..

I'll ramble bout a week past or so.

* Miyuki's 21st
Miyuki has a *really* nice big sister ( no i don't mean it like that ), who took care of everything and catered for everyone. It was way too early for a 21st imo, and i was waay too sober for bowling. Made up for it during karaoke.

* Sean's farewell
Sean, my sole singular non-plural one gweilo ( white ghost ) friend had a farewell at all you can eat and all you can drink Jap restaurant i recommended. First we felt like funny bastards exploiting the "all you can drink" part, then 6 or so beers later, felt like fools for not being able 2 swallow more fish. Have safe trip Sean mate u dopey bastard. Don't pick up too many jap chicks u asshole gaijin...
Damn gweilos... always stealing our women~ >:(

* Hewitt the flying faggot lost.
Suck shit. I was over the moon. By the end of the first set, me and my cousin were so devastated that we didn't even get to 3 beers yet... We were about to switch to some terrible Korean movie when signs of life started appearing in Safin. Funny that Hewitts cockiness only kicks in when his drilling his opponent.
"GO SAFIN YOU GOOD THING~!!"
... well... pretty much anyone, as long as that rape that disgraceful, spoilt, arrogant little prick Hewitt. The King will always be Agassi.

* Brooke's (?) 21st
Crashed yet another party, and its again a cruise. It was, ho hum. Nobody to drink with, everyone semi-snobby, ran out of ciggarettes halfway through, and i couldn't abandon ship.
Then got my ass dragged out to sum cliff where i breastfed 37 mosquitoes.

* Joyce's video gathering
Ahh.. this one i really enjoyed actually... and not just because i got sloshed. I dunno, i really like smaller, more intimate gatherings, instead of huge mosh pits where u got about 24.8 secs to socialise with each person. And Joyce's friends are the ones that i dont seem to be able to meet on my own, which i guess isn't surprising cos of all the drinking, clubbin, karaoke etc..
I dunno, they seem alot more down to earth, and wow! The girls actually have independent thinking~!

I know i'm bitter, but i just *hate* the typical asians i see everywhere, the snobby little "I can't smile else i'll get uncool" fucks.
Theres nothing more I hate more than the typical "image is everything" asian, all about saving face and seeing who's better than who. Girls and guyz wearing nutin but expensive shit, and then tell all their friends "Omigosh i can't believe i spent $400 on this sock!"...
Seems like it doesn't matter what you're buying anymore, just how much it costs.
Where are the normal people? The normal people who say stuf like "I think i'm growing hair on my nipples", or "I used to be able to hit the mirror with my zits"?
Ok, maybe we won't all say that, but i just hate people that are so concerned about how they might appear in other's eyes that they just become this super cool couple where the guy refuses to show any emotion at all lest people brand him uncool and a paper doll girlfriend decked out in name brands who every now and then will bend her lips into a smirk. When she's feeling nice that is.

Wow that went haywire. :/
I dunno. I smoke like a chimney, i drink til i pass out, i swear like a sailor with tourettes, i love depressing movies, i wear pyjamas, i play computer games and i read til 3am.
And i don't give a flying fuck cos i only live once and i'm going to enjoy it whether you think i'm gay or not.

Don't live your life by trying to make others happy, including your parents ( that sounds so wrong, but sometimes, you really can't ); Don't measure your accomplishes by those of others; and find happiness in the small things in life, the small things that all too often are lost in a world of money.
Sorry.. these were kinda inspired by Anna's recent blog.

Hmm.. yes. Way off course. To sum it up.
Thanks for having us Joyce, it was alot of fun~ :) really it was.. You're a very good host and so is your sister, who you're really lucky to have. My sister hides glass in my food. Or was that my mum? Or was that grass? I forgets.

erm.. I think i'll blog the rest laters... this post has gone TOO FAR I SAY~!

Enuf.
Peace out.

Shit wait~!! Two more important things:
I got a puppy Pug~!! Hurry and visit him before he gets ugly... and i'm warning you now, its gettin close.
And I got my CAR~!!!! Huzzah~!!!!! OMFG~!! For the first time, when driving i actually notice people looking~! I mean WOW~!! no wait i mean, WOMEN~!!! Huzzaah~!!! The thrill of driving is enough to smack a grin to my head day after day. Simple. Driving. Pleasure. Obviously the paranoia of everyone out to scratch my car hasn't kicked in yet.
O wait. It has.
:/

Sorry bout the hideously long post, but... yes its been awhile so my fingers felt frisky~ ;)

Y'all come back now y'hear?