Yes. I do wish my girlfriend was as hot as you.
The clip for Pussycat Doll's "Don't cha" is mesmerising. I can't get the lead singer out of my head. Its on constant replay in my mind.
So. Fucking. Hawt. And everyone knows for gweilo thats saying alot coming from me.
I sit through entire countdowns with the asshats Andrew G and James just to see that damn clip. Like an addiction, going through so much pain and torture just to get my hit.
She looks scary and violent. I can picture her kicking my ass bloody and I'll be sprawled on the floor with an outstretched hand:
"... want.. to.. touch.. the hiney...".
I'm a big sucker for girls with eyes slightly tilted upwards.
And any girl that can pull off a ponytail gets extra brownie points.
My sister recently bought a Chihuahua. Seems more like she paid 400 bucks for a giant rat.
Its tiny. I can fit her whole head inside my mouth. I know this because I tried.
It lives in a sock. With room to spare.
Here are some random pictures of the pets:
She fits in my hand.
.. and my pocket.
Realised I've never posted pictures of my dog.
.. and here's why.
My birthday cake, from Nat and Yooke. Made from three Twix bars, 200 marshmallows and 7 kilograms of icing sugar.
Tasted like cavities.
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