Ugh.

Having one of those moments... where you were demolished the night before and don't remember jack shit... hoping you didn't do anything stupid.

Just woke up. Its 6pm and I'm still light headed. The little hanging flap of meat at the back of my mouth is swollen like crazy, which is odd because I'm pretty sure I was only drinking alcohol.
Did I accidently take some poor girl's spiked drink?

I don't remember the club at all. The only flashes of memory I have is me stumbling around the streets by myself blind and lost. I'm also pretty sure I was lying on the street ko'ed at a few different places. God knows where.

They wanna drink and sing karaoke at my place tonight. So not looking forward to it.
But its for Magra's birthday so I can't dog her.

I'm getting old.

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Don't babysit people's lives.

This is a long overdue rantfest over the new proposed laws to ban smoking in clubs and bars by July 2006. Right now there is a partial ban ( starting from 4th July 2005 ) where only 25% of the venue's floorspace can be allocated as smoking areas.

This is fucking rubbish.

I go to bars and clubs to chill out, wind down after work, to relax with a few drinks and ciggarettes. The vast majority of people who are regular to the night scene share the same view.
Don't argue that its unhealthy and it should be banned to stop people from smoking. It is up to the individuals choice. Don't fucking give me the "holier than thou" attitude and decide for "my own good". Rock fishing is one of the worlds most dangerous sports. Lets ban that too.

All you non-smokers out there who are rejoicing and basically saying "tough luck" to people like me don't seem to realise that this is above just banning smoking.
Yes I am a smoker, and it personally affects me so I'm bitter, but thats not why I'm ranting about this issue.

Its about choice. Right now, there is a choice. Before there were smoking venues and non-smoking venues. Even now after the new laws, at all venues there are smoking areas and non-smoking areas. They plan to ban smoking indoors, period. Just because you don't agree on my lifestyle don't force me to adopt yours. Yes its unhealthy, yes studies show it affects others passively, but you have a choice to stay in non-smoking areas. Idiots claim that although there are allocated non-smoking areas and venues, the majority of people are at the smoking places, so therefore they are "forced" into joining.

This is like going to a party, where you have a group of 10 friends that like to drink, but three of them don't drink. The three friends want to come to the party as well, but they don't like being around people that drink heavily and fool around. So they bitch and whine and they get their way, to stop the eight others from drinking.
How unfair and selfish is that?
You might argue that the example of 7/10 is warped, as the majority of Australians are non-smokers ( approx 30% Australians are smokers, but that number is declining ). This is true but the majority of the night scene regulars are smokers. A survey by the Australian Hotels Association shows there already has been a downturn of trade by 20%. 88% said that they'll consider a staff reduction. ( "Smokers feel the squeeze"- Smh.com.au 20 July 2005 )

I'll give another example of what I mean when I say the majority overall are not necessarily the majority in each circumstance. Parks and beaches all over the state more and more rules applied each year because of whiners. No rollerblades, no skateboards, no ball games, no alcohol, no frisbees, no pets, no bicycles... the list goes on. The majority of people that actually regularly go to the beach or park either enjoy these things or have no problem with the stray frisbee or people with dogs running around. But its the people that don't go to these things often that will bitch and cry because they want to sit there in their own perfect little world.

Those rules don't personally affect me, but I am still against them. I do not believe that just because I don't necessarily like footballs kicked around near me while I'm at a park or beach, I am going ban these activities.

Australia is becoming a great big nanny state where the government conforms to whatever issue people whine about. Its simply swinging whichever way they think will get them the most brownie points. Just look at all the rules and regulations that are creeping into every aspect of life. It won't be long until it affects your life too.

One of my greatest concerns are if you apply the ban to certain things that people may not like you are inviting a whole new series of regulations into consideration. Recently there was an article in the Sydney Morning Herald that said research shows that the music played in clubs are too loud, risking damage to the patron's hearing. They want to limit the volume of all music played in bars and clubs in NSW too. Hope you're all satisfied.

If this attitude keeps up, Australia'll become the new Singapore. Oral sex and bubblegum are illegal there too.

Whiners and bitches rejoice.
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"Double-u-tee-eff?"

Little snippets of interesting conversations:

Jimbo: "WTF"
Spike*: "Yea no joke. She has it down there. He fucked her, and then she sucked him off. Voila! Yeast infection of the mouth."

Jimbo: "So is it like: 'UUURRRGGGGUEEERRAAAAARRRGGHH~~!!!... Ok now my turn!' ?"
Creepy eyed gay guy*: "It gets better with training."

C*: *Gives the finger*
Little black gay boy*: "Oh darling I can take more than just one finger now~"

1. Lost boy*: "I dunno.. Her pants were down and I was starin at it... didn't really know what to do.. kinda poked at it..." *shrugs*

2. Lost boy*: "Whats foreplay?"

Jimbo: "Yea its a terrible condition, but luckily us asians don't suffer much from it. Thank fucking God."
Cute little asian girl in Taiwan*: "I have black nipples."

Ricepot*: "Of course not on fucking purpose~! We were doing it without a condom, shes on top, and then just as I was about to finish she pulls me out and jerks me off. My mouth was open and FUCK... Who knew it'd shoot so far?!"

Greasy asian leb*: "No I'm serious! Pot fucks you up man, in ways you don't even think of. Good mate of mine, smokes that shit 24/7. Now he doesn't spoof when he comes!!"

Fob girl: "Ugh. I swear I don't mind if I never have sex again."
Fob girl's boyfriend: *Covers face* "Shame~"

These quotes were brought to you by Smirnoff.

*Names changed to protect the innocent.
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IMA GUNNA EAT YOUR PET

Fucking shithead drivers in Sydney. Monday while having birthday dinner for Tessa ( Happy birthday btw ), some fucknut scraped the side of my car. I don't how they did it, cause it wasn't as if they reversed into it or ran into it while parking, just kinda.. slid into the side. When describing what happened to friends, it was pointed out that I kept referring to the driver as "she" unconsciously. My bad.

BUT I have a witness. He left a note on my car with the other cars license plate, and his phone number if I needed a witness. After talking him to abit to find out the details, he said it was a woman driver. *Sigh* He said their friend ( whom they were picking up ) just looked at her car, looked at mine, and then they all got the hell outta there.

There are thankfully no dents or major scrapes, just a few rubber markings and little scratches. If she had left a note explaining what happened, I wouldn't have minded, would've just let it be cause it can all be buffed out for less than $100.
But because she ran off like a dickhead, I have filed a report with the cops so now not only does she receive a fine for "Leaving the scene of an accident", but I'm going to get my whole car buffed and detailed for an additional $400 at her expense.

I bet she's asian too.
Hehe.. Just kidding..
Well, no not really.

Hurt my baby and I'll screw you over backwards.

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